Sunday, March 22, 2009

Driving Lessons with a bonus

First of all...stop thinking your the best driver on the road, everyone thinks that....stop driving as if the person driving around you is going to flag you down and say "wow, your a great driver". No one cares about the crazy maneuver you did to get in front of the line....we are just going to laugh at you when we see you at the next red light.... People are always in a rush to go nowhere....relax, you'll get there.

Now....you have a class of what I like to call "Idiots"....you can do nothing about these fools, as they will cut you off, slam on there brakes and drive in school zone on the highway....and wait...there in the left lane...."IDIOTS"...what can I say...they have no consideration for anyone....WARNING: These idiots may cause you to road rage after they fly pass you...beware.

BONUS: Don't forget about the driver who is practically in your back pocket...you know the "tailgater"...the ones who think they own the road....well...are you ready? Make sure your going about 45-70 mph, put your windshield wipers on high and hold down the water button....once you see them put on there windshield wipers, you know you got them....how sweet it is!

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